My Little Friend

My first legit vibrator was a Fun Factory Tiger G4. It was the toy responsible for my first ever clitoral orgasm. One day post terrible breakup, it stopped working mid playtime. In my frustration, I started banging it against the floor. By some miracle of electronics, it came back to life. Over the next six …

Dating for Grownups

Dating as a grownup is uncharted territory. For most of existence, people married young, then made babies. Marriages were arranged around economics. Love was a fairy tale that had no practicality in the lives of peasants whose feet did not fit the glass slipper. The nobility could love whomever they pleased, but marriage was reserved …